A crazy page on frikipedia, sent to me by Anil, this is the article in full
Indisputable Facts about Chuck Norris
- Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
- He doesn't need to read books, he just gives this stare till they give him the information he need
- If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" heroundhouse kicks you in the face.
- Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
- Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
- There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
- Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.
- Chuck Norris once shot an enemy plane down, by pointing his finger at it and yelling "Bang!"
- Chuck Norris invented the entire color spectrum. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
- What goes through the minds of all Chuck' victims before they die? His shoe.
- Chuck Norris played Russian roulette with a full loaded gun and won.
- Chuck Norris does not think he has had sex with a woman if she survives.
http://www.frikipedia.co.uk/index.php/Chuck_Norris , yes their version of our Rajni
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